Chinese drama shows are relatively nice, but I didn't think I will exactly be free on Sundays. Very sorry Den! Eh Yunting you are not exactly the only one broke. I had to dig out my old angpao money to get a couple of drinks too. However, since you carry $34615346 weekly, I suppose you are hit the hardest by our weekly gatherings.
It was quite nice stoning by the Singapore river, especially getting to watch the sunset with Loo Si Jin. Mmhmm. I got to hear some wild stories about the boarding school people, with first-person accounts from both Si Jin and Yi Lun. Pool later is quite fun too. Do I really hold the stick like a gunman? Hmm. Let me give you all a fun fact. So far I haven't been playing with my spectacles on. Seh bo? Okay la Yunting and everyone, don't niao me. Noobs like me need some glory from time to time. I also learnt a lesson from Kheexuan and my bowels. Never drink banana milk, especially by finishing it within 5 minutes, or after letting Yunting to hold the packet. It seems whichever drink Yunting touches and gives me, it will definitely have a laxative effect.
Okay let us now talk about how this class sleepover is planned over the past month or so. Let me reenact the entire scenario for everyone.
Chuanxin: Okay after huangcheng let's not go home. Go somewhere play a while first.
Yunting: Yeah, don't go home mug. Damn sian. Go supper then play.
Chuan Xin: Yeah
Yunting: Mmhmm
Chuan Xin: Yeah
Yunting: Then I am going to your house overnight
Chuan Xin: #*%@!#*$?!
Within the next few weeks or so, "Then I am going to your house overnight" became "Then we are going to your house overnight". Quite zhai. Yeah la, but I considered the repercussions of not accepting his decision (the one with my anatomies being deformed by him turned me off particularly) so I reluctantly agreed to it. It doesn't matter anyway. City Hall became a warzone after that with Yunting, Si Jin and Yilun bonding me due to my high tolerance for their nonsense. I don't know why my parents were happy with letting you all come though. I don't think my father even knew about this. My mom said she didn't tell him. I think he thinks I have been drinking with each and every cup I took out, and laughing to myself through the night.
Drinking game is fun. I think I am quite turned off by drinks this year. I keep thinking people are trying to feed me cups of pure liquor. Okay. Contrary to what everyone thinks, I hadn't been drunk last night. Unlike Weichen who kept begging for more pure liquor. Unlike Yilun who kept fighing to drink Weichen's share. Unlike Jiayun who kept giggling to herself after watching them fight for the liquor. Unlike Yuting who had been blabbering incoherently in the bedroom. Unlike Eileen who can get drunk with plain water. Unlike Yunting who kept laughing to himself after that. Whoa Liu Qing can hold her liquor pretty well. She was the only sane one left after that, besides me. I didn't pangseh you all when the deliveryman came lah. Being a great host, I brought Weichen down to buy noodles. If anyone of you had a misplaced order, I apologise profusely on behalf of the stupid guy who took the orders. He misplaced my plain McSpicy even after Yunting had heard me reminding him 3 consecutive times not to towards the end of the phonecall. Siao, the PRC girls niaoed me. I don't know where the lid of my pot was, and I had to hear Shiya nagging at me for 5 minutes after that. They tried to force me to watch them cook and learn. Oh my god.
Hmm okay. None of my posts is complete without dedicating a paragraph to Si Jin. So let's talk about Si Jin now! I agree that Si Jin is the slowest bather I had met. I find it suspicious that you can hear him in the toilet for 10 minutes straight without even hearing the rushing sound of water from the showers. Hmm suspicious Si Jin with suspicious behaviour. He brings suspicious to a new level when HE IS ACTUALLY THE ONE WHOSE UNDERWEAR GOT DROPPED INTO THE TOILET BOWL. It's not mine or my father's okay. It was Loo Si Jin's. I even took it out and showed all of you guys and Si Jin had to say "NO NO IT WAS NOT ME NO NO". Okay la. Besides me, there is only one other guy who bathed last night. My mom even confirmed that that underwear wasn't mine or my dad's. I bet there was something so dirty in Sijin's underwear he got so guilty he dunked it into the toilet bowl. And expected me to clear it for him.
Yeah that's about all. Eh Yunting SAM quite interesting what. Brings out your intellectual self. It was the only thing that kept me barely awake this entire day. I think you should spend more of your brainpower analysing masterpieces instead of poking a particular someone's nose. Don't kill me please. You still owe me a drink. You said so yourself. :D Cheers.
By the way, Si Jin has asked permission from me to add something as the last paragraph of this post. He says he has something he needs to announce to the class. He also told me that what he is going to announce to the class will be in a large font. A font much greater than the one I am using currently, so as to differentiate my post from his. I am not sure what he wants to tell the class though, he says he wants to announce it himself. Nevertheless, I have given him the permission to write as he wishes. Well, so the paragraph after this will be the important message he wants to announce to the class.
SI JIN: OH WAIT EVERYONE LOOK HERE! okok i'll be honest...DONT LAUGH OK....IT'S REALLY MY UNDERWEAR!!!
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