An Earnest Letter Of Gratitude

Marcel Proust once said, "Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." Hence it is imperative that i express my intense gratitude to a great man - Lee Chuan Xin.

Born on the 23rd of September 1990, Mr Lee Chuan Xin was no ordinary man. Fortunately for me, i had the honour meeting him early this year. From the moment we had our first conversation, schooling for me abruptly became fun filled and exciting.

Striking occurances fabricated and falsified by him, became milestones of my college life. For this i thank him.

Such beautiful events are aplenty. However, more unforgettable and perhaps a tad traumatising ones are worth mentioning. Allow me to begin this story, our story. On the last night of our orientation, a series of thrilling events begun. While a talented singer was performing on stage, Mr Lee Chuan Xin decided that my act of moistening my lips was in fact a passionate gesture of lust. He found great amusement in this, and so did i. Yet, something more unexpected happened. Minutes later, out of the blue, by merely squatting down, i had become a vile molester. Dear Mr Lee, your care and understanding would definitely be remembered.

This was not yet the end. Rumours of love between a girl and i then begun (till this day i have absolutely no idea how it started, as all that happened was a simple, mindless joke). Mr Lee Chuan Xin then, with his wit, spiced this up by editing a post. Forgive me for digressing, if any girl fancies him, please remember Mr Lee loves KFC. Do bring him there.

Indeed, "Friendship is like a prism through which the many variations of beauty are revealed in our lives". Once again, thank you Mr Lee. Thank you for the beautiful memories.

Yours Sincerely ,
Woan Keng